You know you need to buy a new bra when
- Squirrels have moved out of your because it’s too old
- When it’s charcoal grey but started off white
- Because safety pins aren’t suitable for holding your bra together
- Front opening wasn’t what the bra was when you bought it
- When your knees see more of your boobs than your t-shirt
- When you’ve got one red strap and one white strap because thats the colour
they had in baler twine when you needed to mend it. - When the hand crocheted look is down to moths
- When it’s not embroidery giving the pretty pattern but bits worn off.
- You gave them to the charity shop and they gave them back
- When you can take it off without undoing it.